Archive for December, 2014

Bestman’s Speech

Posted: December 30, 2014 in Daily Service

If you were picked by your friend to be his bestman what would you feel?

Revenge! was the first thing I thought but it was kinda flattering too.

Anyway, Heres a Sample of my speech that would help you out create the best speech to give to your friend’s wedding,(I would suggest, Edit the name appropriately).I was able to collate all the good stuff and clever jokes to add to your speech! enjoy!


Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.

Firstly, on behalf of everyone we would like to congratulate Rj and Pia on their marriage and becoming the new Mr and Mrs Pante, and also thank you to their parents for raising them well.

for those people who dont know me, my name is Jay or Tox whichever you like. I am Rj’s cousin and his enemy after this speech.

I’ve actually looked forward to this moment for a long time. It will be the first time I’ve been able to speak for five minutes in Rj’s presence without being interrupted! Now I am supposed to use this opportunity to recall embarrassing moments to ridicule RJ but he paid me so I got that goin for me which is nice.

so lets skipped the embrassing moments and all ex girlfriends including flings😁

When Rj told me to be his Bestman I was surprised because we werent together growing up and I don’t have much info of their love story but whenever we see each other we make sure to make up for lost days passed us. So I guess I am the best he got now that wont spill the beans and I am probably the cheapest to bribe to not say anything. Lelz.

So then I quickly researched as to what are the duties of the bestman in a wedding. I found nothing in google but Eventually I came across a site that (insert fave pornsite) broadly described the best man duties as being – And I quote:

You must ensure that the groom arrived on time on his wedding, he is safe and is good looking.

atleast I was able to manage the first 2. So 2 out of 3 is not bad at all.
I do have to say how lucky you are RJ because you will leave here having gained a wife that is warm, loving and caring. She is funny, clever, and also good looking. And of course Pia, how lucky you are as well you leave today having gained a gorgeous dress and a lovely bouquet of flowers and you will leave here with these moments.

RJ genuinely is a great friend to have, he’s honest, reliable, kind and I’m sure he’ll make a super husband.  There we go, that’s the nice things that I can say to him so now we can move on with the other side of him. Lelz

Frankly, Rj is quite a perfectionist but he easily changed his mind and undecided some times, when we go out to drink or eat, hes having trouble most of the times, he undecided and often giving the menu to us, well the good news is now that you’re married you’ll never have to make a decision ever again,lelz

he’s also quiet sometimes, a man of few words , and now that he’s married I’m sure that’ll be fewer.

He’s had a few hobbies, besides playing guitar, playing airsoft, billiards, photography, collecting guns, taekwondo, video games, wakeboarding and now he is starting to become a muay thai artist and planning to be a biker, He is such a busy man so I can’t wait for him to have a son to atleast pass some of his hobby to his Future son. Despite the busy schedule he still manage to have a quality time with his daughter kate and now wife Pia.

So now we move onto the toast to the future happiness of the happy couple.  So to Rj and Pia, may your life together bring you happiness, children, more happiness, and more children. Rj, when you hold pia’s hands It should be because of love and not a self defense from her. Genuinely we wish you all the best for your lifelong future as a team! Team Pante! Pante! PANTY! Lets toast for their happiness,more kids and blessed life together.

I was about to say more weddings to come but lets save it for his birthday.

Thank you and God bless us all!